Quotes by Kristy Green

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  • Fun Fact:
    A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. s e x is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever ..

    ok whatever the hell hay fever is..

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  • Fact:
    only humans and dolphins have s e x for pleasure...

    go chicka dolphins cuz them guy dolphin.. whoohoo. damn..lol

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  • Try to lick your elbow..
    no seriously.. try to.

    99% of people cannot lick their elbow!

    18 years ago
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  • I would like to help you out,
    which way did you come in?

    18 years ago
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  • Crime, s e x, alcohol and drugs
    Boy, do I love congress!

    18 years ago
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  • If blind people where sunglasses,
    why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

    18 years ago
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  • If you think there is good in everybody..
    then you haven't met everybody.

    18 years ago
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  • Experience is a wonderful thing it enables yo to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

    18 years ago
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  • When a man discovered milk came from cows,
    what did he think he was doing?

    18 years ago
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  • An athiest is a man who has no invisible means of support.

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