Have you ever met some one and thought you couldn't live without them?

Yea? Me either.

"A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on."
-Samuel Goldwyn

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
-Batman costume warning label

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brook Shields

"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
- Sign in Budapest Zoo

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
--Sam Levenson

I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

-Homer J. Simpson

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

“Was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?” -- Reverend William Spooner.

The word of the day is legs...
Lets go home and spread the word.