If you had a pound for every person you've slept with, you'd be a billionaire!

No amount of glue
can fix this broken heart
not this time

Why does he have that you dont? you ask
he has my love
why ami with him and not you? you ask
because he can keep it in his trousers!

You know what they say about the size of a guys feet is just as big as their D1*k. well it aint true my ex was a size 13 and his er thingy was smaller than a tick tac¬!

I love you
i don't want to
but that doesnt mean i'll ever stop

It seems i've grown attached
though we're not the perfect match
i just can't explain

Im such a fool. i said i wouldnt let myself get hurt again so i just stepped into a trap that'll hurt me all over again. stupid stupid me

I can have the worst day ever, you hold me in your arms for a minute and all my pain goes.