If somebody were looking for hell, they'd only have to look around them.

I've done nothing today, but it's taken me ALL day.

I've heard that there are 'plenty more fish in the sea', but what can i do if the sea's polluted???

Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional.

'I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me'

~ by a rather egocentric friend

I don't take good photographs because i have the kind of beauty that moves

'Live every day as if it's your last,
and every night as if it's your first'

~ Jordons wedding

When we met you were pretty, and i was lonely.
Now i'm pretty lonely...

-Lemony Snicket