If at first you don't succeed... blame it on your parents

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy.
Was he?

The one problem with falling in love, is that eventually you hit rock bottom

Everytime I see you, I get mini heart attacks.
Not the kind that kills you, but the kind that makes you feel alive!

If you sleep with your ex after she broke up with her rebound after you.
does it count as sleeping with you to get over you?
ha?
did anynoe get that, coz in my head it sounded much better:)

I'm not racist, I just hate everyone equally :)

Life\'s a bi#ch, and then you marry one:)
no offence, just a funny one

I can't love you more than life itself, becuase infact, you are my life.

No matter where, or how I start a journey.
I want to end it in your arms

Don't marry someone you can live with.
Marry someone you can't live without.