A good friend will pick you up from a bar after a long night of drinking

a best friend will be mad you didnt bring him along

A good friend will hold your hair while you throw up after a long night of drinking

a best friend will be the one you drank with

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a forest?

no?
seems he's hiding well

I dont need you to turn other mens heads
you turn my head evreytime you pass by, thats enough

You're so amazing, you're the sort of woman i get nervouse around

If for the rest of my life my purpose would be to make you smile.
that would be enough

What do you get when you give a woman with pms a gps?
a furious woman that will find you:)

A line from the song "hey ya" :
"seperate's always better when there's feelings involved".

my roomates idea of what they say:
seperate walls are better when there's ceilings involved.

briliant!

Long distance love is like the wind.
it blows out small flames but brings life to the big ones.

When dreams are sweet and lovely all that is left to do is to wake up and keep dreaming