Well...
well is a deep subject for shallow minds...

Save a drum, bang a drummer

Save a rail, grind a skater

Good better best
never let it rest
until ur good is better
and ur better is best

I got these from my dad but its still weird, funny, and confusing

so...
so buttons on ur underwaer zippers r out of style

heres another one
wat time is it???
half past a monkeys ass and quater to its balls

wrong but funny

Everyone needs love but when a child is in trouble they need love the most

Everyone needs love but when a child is in trouble they need love the most