“If I say I know something, it’s proof that I know nothing. If I say I know nothing chances are I know something, and that something is proof that I know nothing.”

To write something meaningful is to show you have heart. To write something intellectual sounding shows you read the newspaper. To write something that’s meaningful and intelligent is to show you had your orange juice this morning.

"Proverbs are like flees…no one knows who exactly they came from."