Guys are like toddlers....they bite you(in the heart) and then cant understand why your crying?

You know what they say about guys who eat big hamburgers......they have big condom...ents....
kinda stupid but my friends and i wun nite just made that up...

:.:If YouR Not LiviNg:.:
LiFe
...on the edge...
'-'ThEn Ur TakinG Up To MucH'-'
S P A C E

Are you a parking ticket?
(What?)
You got fine written all over you.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Do you have a Bandaid?
[why]
Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?