I really love you...and if me saying that isn't enough...Let me just say...I love you so much I'd cry for you...I'd lie for you...I'd slit my wrists and die for you.

I love you and if the only way you'd be happy is if I slit my wrists and died...I'd be willing to do it for you.

Why does 50 cent carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle

That's the way I heard it...but I think if you put Snoop Dogg in the joke instead of 50 cent...it'd sound better.

What did 50 cent say when his grandmother knitted him a sweater?

Gee you knit!? (G unit)

Why do you hold me and tell me everything's going to be alright when you know the reason I'm crying is over you

Come on baby, i've been after you for like months now when are we gonna go out? Seriously???

Sumthin my friend said (not to me though)

A locked door, a rusty razor, a towel stained with red. A folded note, a broken mirror, and a young girl lays there dead. Their emotions tangle, the room begins to swirl. She was mommy's perfict angel and daddy's little girl.