Why does 50 cent carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle

That's the way I heard it...but I think if you put Snoop Dogg in the joke instead of 50 cent...it'd sound better.

What did 50 cent say when his grandmother knitted him a sweater?

Gee you knit!? (G unit)

Why do you hold me and tell me everything's going to be alright when you know the reason I'm crying is over you

Come on baby, i've been after you for like months now when are we gonna go out? Seriously???

Sumthin my friend said (not to me though)

I won't cry cuz you like her...I'll cry cuz she'z not me.

If you love someone set them free...If they come back to you it was meant to be...If not...That's the story of my life.

I am no one. No one is perfect. Therefore I am perfect. (lol)

When you smiled, you had my undivided attention, When you laughed, you had me laugh with you, When you cried, you had my urge to hold you, and when you said you loved me, you had my heart forever...

Away till I find the right 1...Wen I do I'm never comming back...

The strongest thing a man can do is cry,
Because even though he may not think he is strong,
He must be to show his most vulnerable side to the world