Is That Your Face...? Or Did Your Neck Throw Up?

haha!

Your Like A Cold...
Easy To Get... But Damn Hard To Get Rid Of!

Hahaha! :P

Hug Me, Squeeze Me
Never Leave Me...
Kiss Me, Tease Me
Always Please Me!

Roll Roll Roll Your Joint, Gently Down The Line, Take A Toke, Inhale Dat Smoke, And Blow Your Friggin Mind!!

Ha Ha Love it :P

Your Stupid.... Go Play In Traffic

Why does life suck so much!?

Your just all jock and no strap!

I split up with my boyfriend today due to religious reasons.......... he thought he was god and i didn't!!

In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm?

True Love Is Like A Rare Diamond.... Hard To Find.... But Once You've Got It, You'll Never Want To Let It Go