I'm not mean..you're just a sissy..

( happy Bunny Quote)

I never see the glass as half empty..or half full..I already see it as shattered.

If jumping to conclusions were a real exercise maybe I wouldnt be so fat. :P

Sometimes I think I was put on this earth just to be made a fool of and hurt.

I want to wrap my dark heart in the light of your soul so I can once again feel warmth where coldness has taken over.

Lonliness Is What You Feel If You Are Hurt, Peace Is What You Feel When You're Alone.

(not mine. just liked it)

Im sorry dear could you say that in english? Im afraid ive never learned to speak moron.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.

I have finally found the man of my dreams.
He's sweet, he's cute and if he gives me any flack I can bite his head off!

( ya'll know im talking about a gingerbread man right?)

Oh how nice you called me a B.i.t.c.h!

Well honey
a B.i.t.c.h is a female dog

Dogs bark

Bark is on trees

Trees are a part of nature

Nature is beautiful

So thanks for the compliment!

( learned this when i was a kid)