When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. |
Nothing is real 'til it's gone. |
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. |
Sometimes you have to get lost to figure out where you're going. |
SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER! |
The earth is moving around the sun at 67,000 miles per hour and it looks like you tried to stop it with your face. |
"Remember, the taste of revenge is no different than the taste of good food." |
"You better wake up and smell the roses before they're on your coffin lid." |
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. |
What is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL? |