Have you ever noticed that anyone going faster than you is a maniac and anyone going slower than you is an idiot?

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see better than he can think.

A brighter light casts a darker shadow

My skin is my canvas, my razor a paintbrush. Watch me make a masterpiece.

You're never gonna be happy unless you let yourself be.

I feel most alive when everything around me is dying.

Nothing is real 'til it's gone.

Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Sometimes you have to get lost to figure out where you're going.

SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER!

Sex is the question.

"Yes" is the answer.