Believe me. You have NO IDEA how hard it is to say "we're just friends" when inside I want to scream at the top of my lungs: I LOVE YOU.

Too often have you given me keys to a room that has no doors

How to please a woman?

Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the superbowl for her, buy her jewelery, pretend you're interested in what she has to say.

How to please a man?

Show up naked, bring beer.

You laugh because i'm different?

I laugh because you're all the same.

Though the fall will kill me for a moment I will fly.

I need to see you to love you, but even then I might still hate you.

Just to let you know, the next love letter I send you is a bullet, and I hope you take it to heart.

Sometimes the day begins with nothing to look forward to and the day seems to end the way it began.

Trying to make someone fall in love with you is about as pointless as trying to control who you fall in love with.

The bandages cover the wounds but it doesn't cover the pain.