Though the fall will kill me for a moment I will fly.

You laugh because i'm different?

I laugh because you're all the same.

How to please a woman?

Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the superbowl for her, buy her jewelery, pretend you're interested in what she has to say.

How to please a man?

Show up naked, bring beer.

Too often have you given me keys to a room that has no doors

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.

I may not have the right words to comfort you, but I do have arms to hold you.

The cool guy gets the girls while the gentleman keeps his safe

I'd like to met a madman who makes it all seem sane.

The today you spent in futility saying 'I want to die', is the tomorrow that those who died yesterday wanted with all of one's might 'to live'.

She likes you a lot, she just has a funny way of showing it.

But hey... so do you.