Life is like a box of cheerios; Disgusting and just plain gay.

When life gets you down you know what you gotta do? Shoot a seagull.

Just pretend I'm someone famous, everyone else does.

I don't hate you, I simply detest you enough to want you to die.

My heart is broken, shattered in two...

Sad and Lonely because of you.

People suck... Trade them for candy.