If the shoe fits, wear it. If it doesn't, throw it at a moron. |
"Momma always said you can tell alot about a person from their shoes. Where they're going. Where they've been. I've worn lots of shoes." |
Life's a b.itch...maybe we need to pet it sometimes. |
To live a live of happiness shall be a life filled with smiles. To live a life of despair shall be a life flooded with tears. To live a life at all shall be a life stuffed with gratitude. |
Words are only words, it's people who decide if they hurt or not. |
"Napolean, don't be jealous because i've been chatting online with babes all day!" |
The shallowness of a synthetic nature only deepens the oceans of stupidity and ignorance...congratulations on drowning yourself in the Pacific Ocean of idiocy. |
"Time is the strong medicine. But it's up to you to decide whether it's going to help save you or put you in the morgue." |
Idiots are among all of whom i cannot help, so you must be pretty stupid. |
Respect for religion is like ice cream...it makes everyone happy except for one person because they're lactose-intolerant and then the ice cream just melts... |