If know how to ballroom dance, u're either gay of married

If u're caught antique shopping on the day of the big game, u're eigther gay or married

If u sleep on a bed with a dust ruffle and seven pillows, u're either gay or married

U know ur a redneck if ur wife has to spray u with a waterhose before she lets u in the house

Don't wait until later to worry about now and leave then alone..