Don't wait until later to worry about now and leave then alone..

U know ur a redneck if ur wife has to spray u with a waterhose before she lets u in the house

If u sleep on a bed with a dust ruffle and seven pillows, u're either gay or married

If u're caught antique shopping on the day of the big game, u're eigther gay or married

If know how to ballroom dance, u're either gay of married