Have you ever noticed that the letters in mother in law rearrange to spell out Woman Hitler?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints.

You can't always succeed, but you can always deserve to.

In earthly life, lovers long for the moment when they are able to breathe forth their love for each other, to let their souls blend in a soft whisper.

True beauty has unlimited power. It's not what they look like but it's the things they do that make you fall in love with them over and over again.

I didn't know I was looking for love until I found you.

It's hard to believe that the moments that brought smiles to my lips, now bring tears to my eyes.

Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there's plenty of room at both ends.

While you gave her flowers, you gave me thorns. While all she did was smile, all I did was mourn. While she was happy, I felt so blue. Because while you loved her, I was loving you.