Life is one fool thing after another where as love is two fool things after each other.

Love makes the wildest spirit tame, and the tamest spirit wild.

The worst part of being lied to is knowing that you weren’t even worth the truth.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

Good kissers are strong men who will have your back. Bad kissers are weak men who will just like to grab your butt.

Love is not a matter of counting the years, it's making the years count.

I want to be with you today because there may not be a tomorrow.

Someone must suffer while everyone else is happy.

Sex is hereditary - if your parents didn't have it, neither will you.