An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if he's cute screw the dawn fruit.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me".

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.

Roses are red
violets are blue
god made me pretty
What happened to you??

HA!HA!

You have one hand i have the other put them together and we have each other.♥

A good friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying bamn we f" up

Never say i hate you to anybody cuz i could be the last thing you say

& all she wanted was some love