A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue
So open your mouth,
Close your eyes
And give your tongue
Some exercise!!

Shattered mirror,
battered soul
broken is the heart you once touched and stole

Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter!

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

And they say teens always lie what about parents!? Example:
Kid: Dad someone's on the phone for u!
Dad:Tell them I'm not here!

Its a beautiful day to kick your ASS!!

from the simpsons lol mr.rogers lmao

ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!!!

from the simpsons LOL

Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad.

Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad.