As you slide down the banister of life, may your ass collect many splinters!

Theres always that one guy who makes you wake up in the morning and want to go to school

* this one isnt really mine but i decided to put it here cuz its cute lol =)*

One night i had a wonderful dream that i was eating a giant marshmallow and once i woke up my pillow was gone!

Shutup before I stick tampons up your nose!

Stupidity is not a crime ur free to go

When disaster strikes...RUN!!!

Its better to tell the person you love how you truly feel while they are still in your grasp because sooner or later they'll slip away without knowing the truth.

If love had a flavour it'll taste just like U!!

Out of everything...I believe that trust is the most important thing in any aspect of life