A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue
So open your mouth,
Close your eyes
And give your tongue
Some exercise!!

If love had a flavour it'll taste just like U!!

Its better to tell the person you love how you truly feel while they are still in your grasp because sooner or later they'll slip away without knowing the truth.

When disaster strikes...RUN!!!

Stupidity is not a crime ur free to go

Shutup before I stick tampons up your nose!

One night i had a wonderful dream that i was eating a giant marshmallow and once i woke up my pillow was gone!

Theres always that one guy who makes you wake up in the morning and want to go to school

* this one isnt really mine but i decided to put it here cuz its cute lol =)*

As you slide down the banister of life, may your ass collect many splinters!

Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad.