Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad.

ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!!!

from the simpsons LOL

Its a beautiful day to kick your ASS!!

from the simpsons lol mr.rogers lmao

And they say teens always lie what about parents!? Example:
Kid: Dad someone's on the phone for u!
Dad:Tell them I'm not here!

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter!

Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die.

Shattered mirror,
battered soul
broken is the heart you once touched and stole

Out of everything...I believe that trust is the most important thing in any aspect of life