Can you play with me like you play your guitar?

Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

Alchohol isnt the answer, but it makes you forget the question

Dont steal , the government hates competition

Love is like a flower
you've got to let it grow

The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common

Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade, and that those cuts leave scars upon our souls