Cinderella, you know I'm your best friend
& I'm here to calm your fears...

Dry your eyes, wipe away your tears,
I am not at all afraid, I have no fears...

If I was in a fairy tale,
I don't know what I'd do...

I feel like crap, what were we thinking?
who lets us out when we've been drinking...

What if my coworkers find out?
What if they possibly knew...

We sing a song of the land of the free,
We sing a song by Francis Scott Key...

Always the bridesmaid never the bride,
i think about this as we pose for pictures...