"You rock my rainbow colored magic toe socks!!"

"Please tell your pants it's not polite to point."

"If you cant get somebody out of your head, maybe they're suppossed to be there."

"You asked me what was wrong, and I smiled and said, "Nothing." Then, I turned around and said, "Everything."

"Love is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth."

"Would you like to come to a pants party?"

"When we're together, life is perfect."

"If nothing lasts forever, let me be your nothing."

"Whats the purpose of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see them?"

"I'd trade a thousand tomorrows for just one yesterday."