"I dont think you relize how easily you make me smile."

"My weakness is that I care....to much."

"Life sucks, when your spoon is to big."

"So there I was...spitting on my goldfish trying to keep him alive."

"The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine."

"The simple things mean the most."

"She thinks my tractor's sexy!"

"I love a man in sexy shoes."

"You rock my rainbow colored magic toe socks!!"

"Please tell your pants it's not polite to point."