"If you cant get somebody out of your head, maybe they're suppossed to be there."

"You asked me what was wrong, and I smiled and said, "Nothing." Then, I turned around and said, "Everything."

"Love is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth."

"Would you like to come to a pants party?"

"When we're together, life is perfect."

"If I did anything right in my life...it was when I gave my heart to you."