***~dont hate me bcuz im beautiful, hate me bcuz i stole your boyfriend~*** |
"Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them" |
"Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it, anyway" |
"Did you just fart or did you always smell that way?" |
"There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead" |
"I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory" |
"One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions" |
"As you slide down the banister of life, may your @ $$ collect many splinters" |
"WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU A LEMON, BUST OUT THE TEQUILLA AND SALT" |
"This morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it" |