"I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life" |
"The only reason I am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice!~ " |
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research" |
"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking" |
"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?" |
"You kno wat it is about men, she'd say. They all share a single brain. And if one of them is using it, the rest of them are just plain stupid until its their turn." |
"guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early kill people" |
"where are all the good men dead? in the heart, or in the head? |