Quotes by twiztid4life

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  • "I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life"

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  • "The only reason I am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice!~ "

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  • "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research"

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  • "A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking"

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  • "Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"

    18 years ago
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  • "You kno wat it is about men, she'd say. They all share a single brain. And if one of them is using it, the rest of them are just plain stupid until its their turn."

    18 years ago
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  • "guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early kill people"

    18 years ago
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  • "where are all the good men dead? in the heart, or in the head?

    ~grosse pointe blank~

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