"I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life"

"The only reason I am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice!~ "

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking"

"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"

"You kno wat it is about men, she'd say. They all share a single brain. And if one of them is using it, the rest of them are just plain stupid until its their turn."

"guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early kill people"

"where are all the good men dead? in the heart, or in the head?

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