"where are all the good men dead? in the heart, or in the head?

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"Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright! "

"A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"

"I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died"

"This morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it"

"WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU A LEMON, BUST OUT THE TEQUILLA AND SALT"

"As you slide down the banister of life, may your @ $$ collect many splinters"

"One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions"

"I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory"

"There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead"