"GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A BLONDE" |
"The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept" |
"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate" |
"Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle" |
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose" |
"Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright! " |
"A repair shop: |
"I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died" |
"This morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it" |
"WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU A LEMON, BUST OUT THE TEQUILLA AND SALT" |