In days of yore,
When some insane dictator...

Long distance love affairs
Used to suck...

If life you want to enjoy
And your future don't wish to destroy...

My darling phone!
My jewel of communication...

The lower you are
On the totem pole...

Just like kindergarten kids
We are on this globe...

The summer's gone.
October's cherubs...

I'm Sergio, the search engine.
Your curiousity avenging...

Oh, Internet, the mighty medium
Us, poor lone souls thou shalt redeem...

As we slowly decay on our journey to death,
To the time when we take our last mortal breath...

On the other side of the world,
While you're awake...

I used to smoke but then a dipper I became,
Although, they say, it's harmful all the same...