Oh, Internet, the mighty medium
Us, poor lone souls thou shalt redeem...

One of the dumbest things that you can do
Is follow a loser's steer...

I 've had a friend and two and three
Who came to borrow cash from me...

My father died of stroke in '04;
His voice was gone and never heard again...

Who will I be next time around
When back from heavens I descend...

Six years ago to this very date
To work in Saudi Arabia became my fate...

They say we are
"One Nation...

A Polish dude, whose name is Stan
Has never met an Asian man...

A precious fragrant fruit,
In rough due time...

Of all the prisons, jails and detention centers
Bastilles, Sing Sings, and Gulags and St...

Be you a man, a woman or a girl,
Treat ye your problems like an oyster makes a...

The oafish pundits of political correctness,
Should wipe their in-between-the-ears wetness...