Youth is wasted on the poor.

Everything happens for a reason, but not necessarily a good reason,

God,
Grant me the sneakiness
To get around the things I cannot change;
Make me care enough to change the things I can
And give me enough money to do both.

Desperation is the mother of invention.

You are only as old as you look.

What's good for the goose is not necessarily good for the chicken.

Those who say that money cannot buy love simply do not have enough money.

The degree to which women in any given country prefer foreigners to their own men is in direct proportion to the difference in the monthly salaries between that of the women's country and that of the foreigners'.

Money cannot buy you love, but lack of it will often prevent you from being in the right situation to obtain it.

One one visits a foreign nation, the friendliness of the people there is in reverse relation to thier economic status- the poorer, the friendlier.