No matter how many people say "yes" There will ALWAYS be someone saying "no"

This is Bob. Bob likes you, Bob likes sharp objects, I suggest you run from Bob!!

A kiss is a kiss, and a plum is a plum, but a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue, so open up wide and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise

My best friend's name is blade,
and he's always getting closer!!
he is really rather sharp,
and he has his slicing moments

Let me put it nicely,
I hope you CHOKE!

Six sleepy sheep slept soundly saturday

If i could hold on through the tears and laughter,
would I be beautiful or just a beautiful disaster?

Slowly show me your everclear knife and then ever so slowly take away my life

Use me as an example for the perfect error

Do you ever think when someone points at their wrist when asking for the time if they just happen to point at their crotch when asking where the restroom is