True love stories never have happy endings because true love never ends!

Dont give up!! Dont give in!! Dont be a loser!! Please try again!

A fish out of water is like a man in water!

I see your face when I am dreaming,
That is why I always wake up screaming

When you get money out of the ATM scream out as loud as you can, "I won! I won! I finally won the lottery,"

I may seem like I am under stress,
but do not worry it is only P.M.S.

My name when I was little was "no" but when I went to my grandmas house it was always "sweetie"

You can always figure that youre just as far in as you will ever be out of trouble

There were two muffins in an oven,
one says to the other "man its hot in here!" the other replies "HOLY SHIT a talking muffin!"

Why do we park in driveways
and drive in parkways??