Practise safe eating- always use condiments!!!!

You can complain because a rose has thorns or you can rejoice because thorns carry roses!

You'll regret it if you do it, you'll regret it if you dont do it, either way youre going to regret it so you might as well do it!!

If Hooters became a door-to-door service they would have to change their name to Knockers.

Be safe...have sex!!!!

It was my loss losing you but your mistake leaving me.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Hope is only the denial of reality...

I swear I'd rip my heart out if you said you'd be impressed.

If you asked how many times you crossed my mind, I'd say once because you never left it.