If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

A cleric who loses his faith abandons his calling; a philosopher who loses his redefines his subject.
-Ernest Gellner

Love is giving someone the ability to hurt you but trusting them not to.

Say what you think and be who you are because the people that mind don't matter and the people that matter don't mind.
-Dr. Suess

To the world you are but one person, but to one person you are the world.

God is a comedian performing for an audience who are too afraid to laugh.
-Voltaire

The worst part about this world is that the stupid people are always cocksure and the intellegent ones are always in doubt.

Live life like you are on a grand stage, and be sure to make it a great performance

Canada: Where the men are men and the women are too.

Montana: Where the men are men and the sheep are afraid.

(don't get mad at me for this, I heard this somewhere and I thought it was funny.)

He who laughs last, thinks the slowest