Live life like you are on a grand stage, and be sure to make it a great performance

The worst part about this world is that the stupid people are always cocksure and the intellegent ones are always in doubt.

God is a comedian performing for an audience who are too afraid to laugh.
-Voltaire

To the world you are but one person, but to one person you are the world.

Say what you think and be who you are because the people that mind don't matter and the people that matter don't mind.
-Dr. Suess

Love is giving someone the ability to hurt you but trusting them not to.

A cleric who loses his faith abandons his calling; a philosopher who loses his redefines his subject.
-Ernest Gellner

If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.