Good night, sleep tight, hope the bed bugs eat you!!!!!!

Basketball, Baseball, Soccer, Football and Tennis all take one ball, Racing takes two.

Sometimes I forget what I was going to say like yesterday when..............

Florida
University

( look at the first letter of each word )

Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck she put them on the table to see if they would....................fall off

Roses are Red, Violet's are Blue
Sugar is Sweet, and so are You
The Roses are wilted, the Violets are dead
The Sugar Bowl is Emety, just like your Head

Live life to the fullest and never let your parents find out or your screwed

" Shit, Mom! I thought won't going to be home tail late "

Sometimes You Have To Just Walk Outside and Scream At The Top Of Your Lungs!!!!!!!!!!

T.G.I.F - Thank God I'm Female