Life's a metaphor for something bigger

You are like a dark cloud that is constantly over my head.

Lies are bad, but sometimes the truth can be worse.

Boredom sucks.

If I never saw your face again, I’d smile and be happy for the rest of my life.

Hint: I HATE YOU!

We don’t think, I guess it just takes too much energy.

There’s no such thing as fate, but there’s definitely bad luck.

We could try to run away from this life forever, but we’d probably get a leg cramp.

Would you lie to me if I told you it would make me feel better?

Life’s like chocolate,
For some it’s sweet and delicious,
For others it melts and makes a mess of everything it gets on,
And for still others it’s amazing…
…until later when they have an allergic reaction.