Drive the car like you stole it grandma... geez!

Before you insult someone you should walk a mile in their shoes... so when you DO insult them you'll be a mile away from them AND you'll have their shoes!

Halloween: The day your parents tell you to take candy from strangers... interesting!

You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine!

Join the dark side... we have cookies!

Squirrels... natures little speed bumps!

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

I dreamt of a better tomorrow, where chickens could cross the road without their motives being questioned!

The voices in my head don't like you very much....

Reality has fallen from the sky... hopefully it will hit my parents on the head!