Quotes by Kelsey

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  • Whether you like it or not I AM THE BEST.... At being the worst.

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  • Nobody is perfect. I am nobody therefore I AM PERFECT!

    19 years ago
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  • I tried to sniff coke... but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose!

    19 years ago
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  • Last night I played a blank tape at full blast and the mime next door went nuts!

    19 years ago
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  • Due to recent cut backs, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.
    Thank You

    19 years ago
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  • If a penny was really lucky it wouldn't have been dropped in the first place!

    19 years ago
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  • If I called the wrong number why did you answer?!?!

    19 years ago
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  • There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray that the light at the end of your tunnel isn't a train!

    19 years ago
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  • Last night I looked up at the stars and wondered "Where in the heck is my ceiling?"

    19 years ago
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  • I didn't lose my marbles... I sold them on e-bay!

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