Whether you like it or not I AM THE BEST.... At being the worst. |
Nobody is perfect. I am nobody therefore I AM PERFECT! |
I tried to sniff coke... but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose! |
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast and the mime next door went nuts! |
Due to recent cut backs, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice. |
If a penny was really lucky it wouldn't have been dropped in the first place! |
If I called the wrong number why did you answer?!?! |
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray that the light at the end of your tunnel isn't a train! |
Last night I looked up at the stars and wondered "Where in the heck is my ceiling?" |
I didn't lose my marbles... I sold them on e-bay! |