Whether you like it or not I AM THE BEST.... At being the worst.

Reality has fallen from the sky... hopefully it will hit my parents on the head!

The voices in my head don't like you very much....

I dreamt of a better tomorrow, where chickens could cross the road without their motives being questioned!

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Squirrels... natures little speed bumps!

Join the dark side... we have cookies!

You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine!

Halloween: The day your parents tell you to take candy from strangers... interesting!

Before you insult someone you should walk a mile in their shoes... so when you DO insult them you'll be a mile away from them AND you'll have their shoes!